Favorite Jokes For Kids


Help your kids learn to laugh by teaching them a few jokes. There’s plenty of kid-friendly jokes floating around the internet, all of which are sure to at least make your little ‘uns smile. Review the following and start laughing!

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Animal Jokes

Why are frogs so happy?

They eat whatever bugs them.

Why did the birdie go to the hospital?

To get tweetment.

Why did the lion eat a lightbulb?

He wanted a light lunch.

What happened when the owl lost its voice?

It didn’t give a hoot.

What do you get when you cross a cheetah with a burger?

Fast food.

What did the buffalo say to his child when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear.

Why was the lady firefly unhappy?

Because her husband was a little dim.

What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

Put it on my bill.

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck!

Two tigers were eating a clown. What did one of the tigers say to the other?

Does this taste funny to you?

What’s the difference between an elephant and a flea?

An elephant can have fleas but a flea can’t have elephants.

What do you get from a pampered cow?

Spoiled milk.

What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can’t tuna fish.

Food Jokes

What happens when an egg laughs?

It cracks up.

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

What goes snap, crackle, squeak?

Mice Krispies.

Miscellaneous

Why are teddy bears never hungry?

Because they’re always stuffed.

Why are pianos hard to open?

Because the keys are inside.

What gets wetter the more it dries?

A towel.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

He wanted cold, hard cash.

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she will ‘let it go.’

What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.

What animal can jump higher than a house?

Any animal-houses can’t jump.

What runs by never walks?

Water.

What did one wall say to the other wall?

Meet you at the corner.

Why did the picture go to jail?

Because it was framed.

What’s brown and sticky?

A stick.

What did the pencil say to the other pencil?

You’re looking sharp.

What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

Have any favorite jokes to share?